All of the below might be true.
- This girl must be into some Wes Anderson crazy shit.
- Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, Vine, Pinterest. She has it all. Wait, where’s Twitter? Is she not on twitter? What kind of person is not on Twitter??
- How many calendar apps one needs? This chick must be a control freak!
- Contacts: Alex from Tinder, Ben from Tinder, John from Tinder…..
- Whatsapp messages: Alex from Tinder, Ben from Tinder, John from Tinder…..
- Let’s see her music playlists. Who is Chet Faker? Who is Mac Demarco? Who is The Babe Rainbow? I give up….
- Now the photo gallery: Tinder conversations screenshots, Instagram posts screenshots, random dogs pictures.
- She doesn’t have any games!
- If she lives in Lisbon, why is her forecast prediction for Melbourne?
- 8 new Tinder matches and 3 new messages. Is this an average Tinder day for a girl?
- Let’s go back to the calendar: Friday – Lunch with Alex from tinder; Saturday – Drinks with Ben from Tinder; Sunday – Brunch with John from Tinder.
(pulls out own phone – downloading Tinder)