It’s been a while, but I finally have some free time to write another post about the magnificent invention that is Tinder.
I Tinder a lot, that’ no secret. I’ve been using the app for a year now and I believe I have enough experience to help guys when it comes to the fine art of setting a Tinder profile.
I’ve helped a lot of guys in the past so they increase their chances on getting a match. I don’t know if they were successful, the profile is just the beginning, I can’t help you with your Tinder messaging game.
Instead of telling you what to do, I took the time to take a lot of screenshots of what you should definitely NOT have on your profile. And this is just me talking, some girls might like these crazy photos, you never know.
1. The pull up shirt guy
We get it dude. You’re extremely hot, or at least you think you are, that will depend on a girl’s definition of hot. You’re not hot to me, I can’t stand guys that pull up their shirts to take a picture. You’re probably just a douche.
2. The deep V tank
This is a variation of the first guy. He’s also a douche, goes to a club every single night to get some random girl and ditch her the next morning but he doesn’t pull up the shirt because it’s not necessary, the shirt does all the work. Is he duck facing??
3. The no shirt guy
This is just the worst. And he’s using a car as a mirror…dude…
(Did you notice they’re all Portuguese? Do you understand me now?)
4. The faceless guy
5. The kid
Why would I want to look at the kid version of you? And it’s your profile picture? Seriously?
6. The guy WITH kids
Nop, nop, nop, nop. I think just like guys, no kids for me, thank you!
7. The guy who has a girlfriend
8. The “I have a lot of friends” guy
Is this an invitation for an orgy?
9. The guy next to Marilyn Monroe’s grave
10. The Barney Stinson’s pupil
11. The artsy guy
Wrong app, you’re looking for Behance.
12. The monkey
13. I just don’t know what this is
I need help for this one.