Guys, don’t do this on Tinder!

It’s been a while, but I finally have some free time to write another post about the magnificent invention that is Tinder.

I Tinder a lot, that’ no secret. I’ve been using the app for a year now and I believe I have enough experience to help guys when it comes to the fine art of setting a Tinder profile.

I’ve helped a lot of guys in the past so they increase their chances on getting a match. I don’t know if they were successful, the profile is just the beginning, I can’t help you with your Tinder messaging game.

Instead of telling you what to do, I took the time to take a lot of screenshots of what you should definitely NOT have on your profile. And this is just me talking, some girls might like these crazy photos, you never know.

1. The pull up shirt guy  

Screenshot_2015-05-01-05-47-32We get it dude. You’re extremely hot, or at least you think you are, that will depend on a girl’s definition of hot. You’re not hot to me, I can’t stand guys that pull up their shirts to take a picture. You’re probably just a douche.

2. The deep V tank

Screenshot_2015-04-28-19-36-30This is a variation of the first guy. He’s also a douche, goes to a club every single night to get some random girl and ditch her the next morning but he doesn’t pull up the shirt because it’s not necessary, the shirt does all the work. Is he duck facing??

3. The no shirt guy


This is just the worst. And he’s using a car as a mirror…dude…

(Did you notice they’re all Portuguese? Do you understand me now?)

4. The faceless guy

Screenshot_2015-04-29-00-19-57This is a dating app, I’m going to judge you by your looks. Enough said.

5. The kid


Why would I want to look at the kid version of you? And it’s your profile picture? Seriously?

6. The guy WITH kids


Nop, nop, nop, nop. I think just like guys, no kids for me, thank you!

7. The guy who has a girlfriend

Screenshot_2015-05-01-15-39-58Kudos for you bro, you must be very successful around here.

8. The “I have a lot of friends” guy


Is this an invitation for an orgy?

9. The guy next to Marilyn Monroe’s grave

Screenshot_2015-05-13-17-42-20Is this something people do nowadays? I’m pretty confused on what to think about this…

10. The Barney Stinson’s pupil 

Screenshot_2015-04-28-19-34-30I’m a huge fan of the show and that’s exactly why I’m swipping left on you.

11. The artsy guy


Wrong app, you’re looking for Behance.

12. The monkey

Screenshot_2015-05-05-09-39-29I swear, this was this monkey’s profile. Creative, I give you that. Not sure if I’m ready to go out with a plastic monkey though.

13. I just don’t know what this is


I need help for this one.



  1. Jim · May 14, 2015

    I have 6 pack abs. they’re just hidden under a bucket of chicken.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. The V-Pub · May 14, 2015

    haha! Filed under ‘what were they thinking’ category, especially 13. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

    • debsmp · May 14, 2015

      number 13 is my absolute favorite! not only the picture but also the description

      Liked by 1 person

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